Pistons-Bobcats Preview:”Sure, Bobcats are bad, but it’s hard to tell just how bad”
By toasterhands
Quote by sports columnist Tom Sorenson of the Charlotte Observer everybody. (link)
Preview (actually the quote would have sufficed just fine)
Hopefully the Palace crowd will provide a warm welcome for former Pistons Flip Murray, Nazr Mohammed and that cranky yet lovable Larry Brown.
Also, Palace crowd, be kind to that star-laden starting five of Raymond Felton, Raja Bell, Gerald Wallace, Boris “don’t call me” Diaw and Tyson Chandler.
Dear God, if it were not for D.J. Augustin and Derrick Brown (I know, right!) this team would be the biggest collection of mundane veterans I’ve ever seen assembled.
Oh, and for the record, Gerald Wallace is pretty good and not mundane.
But when he’s the best you got…
And that’s all I have.
You can make this stuff up people.
It’s really easy and time efficient.