22 things more useful than Tayshaun Prince’s postseason…
By toasterhands
All 3.8 ppg and 3.5 rebs of Tay in 4 games… in 32.12 minutes of action/gm mind you.
(in no sensible order, but it was fun to try at first)
1. Telemarketers
2. Philosophy major
3. Joe Cullen
4. Travis Henry’s condoms
5. The War Powers Resolution (1973)
6. Nancy Pelosi
7. My Alan Trammell bobblehead
8. The NFL Network
9. Rob Parker’s credibility
10. Murray’s band meeting roll call
11. The 16th seed
13. Ratko Varda
14. Detroit City Council/Kilpatrick’s regime/ Detroit Public Schools
15. Jason Grilli’s Brandon Lyon’s fastball
16. Brian Fellows
17. Person driving SUV with cell phone in ear
18. Name-dropping Calvin Booth
19. Horse flies
20. Forgetting your putter at home, not realizing it until the 1st green, birdie putt awaiting
21. The paper Nikoloz Tskitishvili’s multiple NBA contracts were signed on
22. Listening to Rush Limbaugh’s radio program