| Player | DF | VE | DP | PH | CI | JR | KS | NS | AVG | GPA |
| Chucky Atkins | B | B- | B | B | B | C+ | D | Un-Sheedtastic | B- | 2.57 |
| Kwame Brown | D- | D | D- | D | D+ | D | F | Un-Sheedtastic | D- | 0.81 |
| Will Bynum | C | C | C+ | Inc. | B- | B | B- | A Bynumite Sheedtastic | C+ | 2.45 |
| Austin Daye | C | C+ | B- | B- | C+ | C+ | B | Sheedtastic | C+ | 2.48 |
| Ben Gordon | C | C | C+ | Inc. | C+ | C | C+ | ½ Sheedtastic | C+ | 2.17 |
| Richard Hamilton | D- | Inc. | B- | C | C | B | D | Un-Sheedtastic | C | 1.89 |
| Jonas Jerebko | A | B | A- | B+ | B+ | B+ | B- | Swedetastic | B+ | 3.33 |
| Jason Maxiell | D | C- | C- | D | C- | C | D | A non Baby Eating Un-Sheedtastic | D+ | 1.43 |
| Tayshaun Prince | F | Inc. | D+ | Inc. | Inc. | Inc. | Inc. | Very Un-Sheedtastic | D- | 0.67 |
| Rodney Stuckey | A- | B- | B+ | A- | B+ | B | C+ | Potential to be a solid Stucktacular | B | 3.14 |
| DaJuan Summers | C- | Inc. | C- | D | Inc. | Inc. | F | Un-Sheedtastic | D | 1.09 |
| Charlie Villanueva | C- | C | B- | C- | C | C+ | C | No post playing Un-Sheedtastic | C | 2.05 |
| Ben Wallace | A+ | B+ | A | A+ | A | A | A | A Benified Sheedtastic | A | 4.00 |
| Chris Wilcox | C- | C- | C- | C- | D+ | D+ | C+ | Un-Sheedtastic | C- | 1.67 |
| John Kuester | B+ | C+ | B- | C+ | B- | Inc. | N/A | Record Don’t Lie Un-Sheedtastic | B- | 2.67 |
Highest grade for each player – Lowest grade for each player
DF: Dan Feldman of PistonPowered
VE: Vince Ellis of the Detroit Free Press
DP: Dave Pemberton of The Oakland Press
PH: Patrick Hayes of Full-Court Press
JR: Justin Rogers of Full-Court Press
KS: Kevin Sawyer of Detroit Bad Boys
NS: Natalie Sitto of Need4Sheed (Unfortunately, I misplaced my Sheed-to-GPA conversion chart, so Natalie’s grades aren’t included in the average.)