What is with the Pistons’ love of wing players?

Zach Harper of Hoop Speak looks at the Pistons roster and is confused:

"I look at this team and try to make sense of it, but in reality it’s just a collection of lesser clones. They’re all cut from the same cloth that just isn’t good enough for what you need in rebuilding. It’s possible Stuckey and Knight turn into a dynamic backcourt. It’s possible Jerebko and Daye are the wings of the future for this team. It’s possible Charlie Villanueva… well, nobody expects anything relevant from him.However, you have a bottleneck effect throughout this entire depth chart, only you don’t want anybody to actually come out of it ahead of the traffic."

Harper’s post is an interesting read, and it comes complete with a Michael Keaton GIF.