Santa Wojo delivers gifts to Pistons
By Dan Feldman
Bob Wojnowski of The Detroit News gave Christmas gifts to local sports figures, and though my favorite is Dave Brandon’s, there are a few good ones for the Pistons:
"Andre Drummond: A position in the Pistons starting lineup.Joe Dumars: A winning lottery ticket.Lawrence Frank: Same thing I try to give every Pistons coach — slightly more job security than a North Korean opposition party member.Tom Gores: Not sure if it’s legal, but I’ve been rounding up fannies to plop in the empty Palace seats."