Metaphors for Pistons’ season abound


David Mayo of MLive:

"SALT LAKE CITY — When you’re cold, you’re cold, and the Detroit Pistons, already down two starters Monday, found an additional irritant when they didn’t have hot water for their post-game showers."

Pistons radio broadcaster Mark Champion:

"Team visiting Alcatraz today. Hope they escape"

You pick: Which better describes the mess that is the 2012-13 Detroit Pistons?