5 obvious moves Monty Williams must make to maximize Pistons' lottery odds

#1: Just keep doing what you're doing

Who am I to tell Monty Williams how to plummet to the bottom of the league? The man is obviously doing a bang-up job without the assistance of a silly writer like me.

I especially hope he keeps benching his starters and widening that rift between him and his players, as this is the sure-fire guaranteed way to ensure this team maximizes its lottery odds.

We really just need to step out of the way and let the man do his thing.

The Detroit Pistons are a half game ahead of the Washington Wizards for the worst record in the Eastern Conference, but luckily they play Miami tonight, the perfect chance to give that half game back.

Don't let the Wizards outdo you coach, this is OUR 27.8 percent chance for the 5th pick and they can't just come and take it without a fight.